Fire your marketing team. Hire one of mine.

Your entire advertising and marketing department — paid ads with all creative produced in-house, organic social with lead-gen automation, SMS and email follow-up, a high-converting website maintained monthly, lead-focused SEO, back-end automation, custom software integration — for $5,000 a month flat. One operator. One client. Zero handoffs.

$5K/mo
Flat, all-in
1
Client at a time
14
Days to launch
90
Day guarantee
● Q3 2026 BONUSES EXPIRE JUNE 30 ● 2 OF 3 SPOTS REMAINING ● 90-DAY REFUND GUARANTEE ● BOOK AT $5K BEFORE PRICE INCREASE Q4 ● Q3 2026 BONUSES EXPIRE JUNE 30 ● 2 OF 3 SPOTS REMAINING ● 90-DAY REFUND GUARANTEE ● BOOK AT $5K BEFORE PRICE INCREASE Q4
The Trap

You're stuck between three losing moves.

If your business sells anything north of $3,000, the math is brutal. Every month you stay invisible is a month your competitors get paid for the customers that should have been yours. The standard paths to "doing marketing right" are designed to fail you:

/ 01 — The Agency Trap
15K

You're client number 47.

Six-month minimum contract. Junior account manager who Googles your industry the night before your call. PowerPoint decks instead of leads. They send you reports. You send them money. The strategy meeting takes longer than the actual work.

295K
/ 02 — The In-House Trap

Six months to ramp.

Marketing manager. Designer. Copywriter. Media buyer. Add payroll tax, benefits, equipment, software. Then add the six months of training and the 40% odds that one of them quits before producing anything meaningful. Then add managing them yourself.

1am
/ 03 — The DIY Trap

Your life as a 1am marketer.

You watch YouTube tutorials about Meta Ads. You stay up writing email sequences. Your wife asks when you're coming to bed. Your competitor — the one who hired help — takes the customer who would have been yours. You become the bottleneck of your own business.

The Fourth Door

$50K agencies. $295K teams. Marketing at 1am. $5,000. Flat. Done.

Here's what nobody in the agency world wants to tell you: AI didn't replace marketers. It replaced the 40 hours of repetitive busywork that marketers used to bill you for. Ad variations. Email drafts. Keyword research. Landing page revisions. Reporting. Creative iterations. All of it — collapsed.

That collapse is what makes $5,000 a month possible. You get one senior operator — fifteen years building paid acquisition engines, lead-gen funnels, and conversion systems for med spas, SaaS, e-commerce, and high-ticket B2B. Plus a fleet of custom-built AI agents that I designed specifically to do marketing work at scale.

You don't get juniors. You don't get account managers. You don't get tickets. You get an expert and his army. That's the entire model.

Receipts. Not Promises.

"But does this actually work?"

Fair question. Most pitch pages are full of theory and empty of receipts. So here's a real one — numbers, timeline, and the operator's notes on what actually happened. One detailed case study beats 50 testimonials.

CASE STUDY · 01
Aesthetic medical practice · TX
Med Spa · $4.2K AOV

A single-location med spa doing $42K/mo with one part-time marketing assistant. Founder spent 15+ hours a week on marketing himself. Inconsistent lead flow. No tracking. No follow-up system. Average response time on inbound: 6+ hours.

Monthly Revenue
$184K
↑ from $42K · 4.4× growth in 9 months
Cost Per Lead
$23
↓ from $87 · 73% reduction
Response Time
47sec
↓ from 6+ hrs · AI follow-up bot

What changed: Rebuilt the entire funnel in 14 days. Replaced 8 disconnected tools with a single GoHighLevel + n8n stack. Launched paid ads across Meta, Google, and TikTok with daily creative refresh. Deployed AI-powered inbound responder that books consultations within 60 seconds, 24/7. Built programmatic SEO targeting "[treatment] near [city]" — 47 new pages in 60 days. By month 6, organic search was outperforming paid for booked appointments.

"I was spending more time fighting my marketing than running my practice. Three months in, I stopped checking the dashboard daily because the numbers just kept going up. By month nine I'd hired a second injector to keep up with bookings."
— Owner, single-location med spa

Names redacted for confidentiality. Full case study and verification available on the booking call. Additional case studies covering DTC e-commerce ($30K → $310K MRR in 7 months), SaaS ($840 → $4,200 MQLs in 90 days), and local services ($12K → $58K monthly revenue in 6 months) shared on request.

Meet the Operator

You're not hiring an agency.
You're hiring this guy.

At $5K/month with one-client-at-a-time delivery, you're not buying a logo on a contract. You're buying access to the actual human who's going to build and run your marketing engine. Here's who that is.

MS
Mike Shattuck · Damascus, OR · 2026
Mike Shattuck
Founder / Operator · mikee.ai

Fifteen-plus years in paid acquisition and conversion. Built marketing engines for med spas, SaaS, K-12 schools, weight loss clinics, and direct-to-consumer brands. Managed eight figures in ad spend across Meta, Google, YouTube, TikTok, and LinkedIn. Host of Scaling Meta Ads on YouTube. Author of The Agentic Enterprise.

Now building mikee.ai — an AI automation agency designed around a single principle: the future of marketing isn't more agencies, it's one operator armed with the right AI stack. Currently accepting three clients per quarter under that model.

15+
Years in paid ads
$50M+
Ad spend managed
200+
Businesses served
8M+
YouTube views

"After 15 years running paid for other people's businesses, I rebuilt the entire delivery model around AI. The result is what you're reading about. Same expertise. Fraction of the price. None of the agency overhead. That's the entire pitch."

What's Inside

Eight systems. One engine.

Most agencies sell you "services." We sell you a connected engine where every part feeds the next. You'll see exactly what gets built, shipped, and maintained every month.

02

Organic social with automated lead generation built in.

Daily content across every platform that matters — plus DM automation, comment funnels, and engagement systems that turn followers into qualified leads.

Organic social isn't a vanity project. It's the warmest top-of-funnel you'll ever have — if you build it to convert. Most businesses post and pray. We post, automate, qualify, and route. Every piece of content has a job: capture attention, prompt response, trigger a sequence, deliver a lead.

The content production system

We produce 90 to 150 pieces of content per month across your active platforms. Not generic AI slop — real, on-brand, voice-matched content created from your interviews, case studies, customer language, and core message.

Instagram

1-2 posts daily. Mix of reels, carousels, single image, and quote cards. Stories daily with poll/question integrations. Highlight covers branded.

TikTok

1-2 videos daily. Talking-head, trend participation, behind-the-scenes, customer transformation, FAQ format. Hashtag strategy refreshed weekly.

YouTube + Shorts

1-2 long-form per week (5-15 min, SEO titles + thumbnails). 4-7 shorts per week pulled from long-form. Full episode planning and production.

LinkedIn

5 posts per week. Personal-brand format, thought leadership, case studies, frameworks. Comment engagement on 20+ relevant posts daily.

X / Twitter

3-5 posts per day. Mix of one-liners, threads, replies, and curated commentary. Built for compounding visibility, not viral hits.

Facebook

1 post per day to page. Reels reposted from Instagram. Group engagement strategy if relevant. Less time, more presence.

Lead-gen automation — where social actually pays

Posting content without a capture mechanism is theater. Here's the automation we layer on top so every piece of content has a path to a conversation:

  • Instagram DM automation — comment-triggered DMs that deliver lead magnets, qualify intent, and route hot leads to your CRM.
  • Comment-to-lead funnels — automated replies that move people from public comments to private DMs to qualified leads, with conversation logging and CRM sync.
  • Story-to-lead capture — sliders, polls, and question stickers that auto-tag respondents and trigger sequences.
  • LinkedIn connection + nurture automation — first-degree network expansion based on ICP, followed by sequenced relationship-building messages (compliant, no spam).
  • TikTok / YouTube comment management — AI-assisted reply system that drives high-engagement conversations and surfaces buying signals.
  • Cross-platform repurposing — one piece of content gets cut, captioned, and reformatted for 4-6 platforms automatically.
  • Engagement pod and inbound visibility system — strategic commenting on adjacent creators in your niche to build inbound discovery.
Reality check: Organic social takes 60-90 days to compound. We're not going to promise viral hits in week one. What we promise is that by day 90, you'll have a content engine that produces qualified inbound conversations every week, on autopilot.

What ships every month

  • 90-150 pieces of original content
  • Reels, shorts, statics, carousels, longform
  • Daily posting across 4-6 platforms
  • DM and comment automation built and maintained
  • Lead capture sequences for each platform
  • Engagement and inbound visibility work
  • Hashtag and trend research weekly
  • Content calendar shared in real-time
  • Performance analytics + monthly review
  • Content brain that compounds over time
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03

SMS and email that follows up while you sleep.

Behavioral automation, daily broadcasts, segment-aware sequences, and AI-assisted follow-up that turns cold leads into booked calls.

Your email list is the single highest-leverage asset in your business. Owned. Portable. Convertible at near-zero cost per message. Most businesses treat it like a newsletter. We treat it like a sales team.

The email program — daily broadcasts + behavioral flows

We send daily emails to your list. Yes, daily. Including weekends if your audience opens then. The "people unsubscribe if you email too much" myth is fear-based excuse-making. The data: lists that get daily, valuable, personality-driven email outperform once-a-week lists by 3-5× on revenue per subscriber.

What gets sent every day:

  • Story-based emails using customer language, founder voice, and authentic angles
  • Direct-response copy trained on Halbert, Kern, Carlton, and 15 years of paid acquisition data
  • Open loops, curiosity gaps, and pattern interrupts in subject lines and previews
  • Soft pitches in every email — never "salesy," but always a path forward for ready buyers
  • List segmentation by behavior — engaged vs. cold, customer vs. lead, recent vs. lapsed
  • Engagement scoring and re-engagement campaigns for subscribers going quiet
  • List hygiene — sunset cold subscribers monthly to protect deliverability

Behavioral automations — built once, run forever

Welcome Sequence

7-14 emails over 21 days. Indoctrination, story, mechanism, social proof, soft offer, hard offer. Built to convert cold leads to first sale.

Cart / Form Abandonment

Triggered email + SMS series for anyone who started checkout, calendar booking, or form fill but didn't complete. 15-30% recovery rate.

Post-Purchase / Onboarding

Confirmation, expectation-setting, education, referral request, review request, upsell at moment of maximum satisfaction.

Re-Engagement

For subscribers going cold. Either revives them or removes them. Both outcomes are wins for deliverability.

Long-Term Nurture

For leads not ready to buy. 90-day sequence that builds authority and trust. Triggers based on engagement, not calendar.

Customer Re-Activation

For past buyers who've gone quiet. Different angle than lead nurture — these people already trusted you once.

SMS — the channel nobody uses right

SMS open rates: 98%. Email open rates: 25% on a great day. The math is obvious — but only if you don't burn the channel. We use SMS surgically: high-intent leads, time-sensitive messages, appointment reminders, recovery sequences. Never for newsletters. Never for "just checking in."

  • Two-way SMS conversations with AI-assisted responses that route to humans when intent gets strong
  • Appointment reminder + confirmation sequences to slash no-show rates
  • High-intent lead follow-up — first SMS sent within 60 seconds of opt-in
  • Cart abandonment SMS stacked on top of email recovery sequences
  • Win-back campaigns for past customers — surgical, high-converting
  • TCPA-compliant opt-in, opt-out, and consent management
  • SMS short codes, A2P 10DLC compliance, deliverability monitoring

AI-assisted follow-up — the unfair advantage

Every inbound lead gets followed up with within 60 seconds. Not "next business day." Not "when our team gets to it." Sixty seconds. By an AI agent trained on your offer, your pricing, your common objections, your booking link.

The 60-second rule: Lead response time is the single biggest predictor of conversion. Contacting a lead within 60 seconds vs. 30 minutes can boost conversion dramatically. Most competitors send "we got your message" auto-replies. We send actual, intelligent, personalized first messages — at machine speed.

Built and maintained every month

  • Daily broadcast email content
  • SMS broadcast schedule + campaigns
  • Welcome + onboarding sequences
  • Cart and form abandonment recovery
  • Long-term nurture campaigns
  • Re-engagement + reactivation flows
  • AI-powered inbound follow-up bot
  • Deliverability monitoring + list hygiene
  • Segmentation + behavior tagging
  • Monthly performance reporting
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04

High-converting website maintained and optimized every month.

Not a "build and forget" website. A living, breathing, monthly-improved conversion machine.

Your website is the only employee that works 24/7, never calls in sick, and talks to every prospect — if it's built and maintained right. Most websites are billboards. Pretty. Static. Useless. We treat your site like a conversion engine that should improve every single month.

Initial build — the foundation

In the first 30 days, we audit your existing site, identify every conversion leak, and rebuild what's broken. This isn't a redesign for aesthetics — this is rebuilding for revenue:

  • Homepage that actually sells — hero section, value prop, social proof, clear CTA above the fold
  • Sales pages and landing pages for every offer — long-form direct-response style for high-ticket
  • Lead magnet pages and opt-in funnels — every traffic source gets the right capture page
  • Booking pages and consultation funnels — pre-qualifying questions, calendar integration, instant CRM sync
  • Service pages — built for SEO AND conversion, not one at the expense of the other
  • Checkout flows — minimized friction, optimized payment options, upsell sequences, abandonment recovery
  • About / trust pages — built with conversion psychology, not corporate fluff
  • Mobile-first responsive design — because 70%+ of your traffic is on a phone

Monthly maintenance — what most agencies skip

Performance + Speed

Core Web Vitals monitoring. Image optimization. Lazy loading. CDN setup. Target: sub-2-second load on mobile.

Security + Uptime

SSL, firewall, malware scanning, daily backups, plugin updates, 24/7 uptime monitoring. If your site goes down, we know before you do.

A/B Testing

2-4 active tests at all times. Headlines, CTAs, hero images, form fields, social proof placement. Statistical significance, not guesses.

Heatmaps + Recordings

Hotjar / Microsoft Clarity integration. Watch how real users interact. Find friction. Fix friction.

Form + Funnel Optimization

Field-by-field analysis of every form. Where do people drop? Test field count, order, button copy, multi-step vs. single-step.

Content + Copy Updates

Headlines refreshed based on best-performing ad copy. Social proof updated. Pricing displays adjusted as offers evolve.

CRO — the discipline, not the buzzword

Conversion Rate Optimization isn't a one-time project. It's a structured process. Every month:

01

Audit + Research

Heatmaps, session recordings, user surveys, form analytics, funnel reports. Find the leaks.

02

Hypothesize

Build a prioritized backlog of test ideas based on ICE scoring (impact, confidence, ease).

03

Build + Launch

Variants designed, developed, launched. Traffic split, conversion tracked.

04

Measure

Wait for statistical significance. No "looks better, ship it." Real data, real decisions.

05

Ship + Document

Winners go live permanently. Losers get documented. Insights compound month over month.

What gets built, maintained, improved

  • Full website build or rebuild in first 30 days
  • Sales pages + landing pages for every offer
  • Mobile-first responsive across all devices
  • Speed optimization to sub-2-second load
  • Daily backups + 24/7 uptime monitoring
  • SSL + security + plugin updates
  • Continuous A/B testing program
  • Heatmap + session recording analysis
  • Monthly CRO sprints with documented wins
  • Schema, sitemap, technical SEO maintained
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05

SEO built for lead generation, not vanity traffic.

Programmatic and content-driven SEO targeting buyer-intent keywords. Every published page exists to capture leads — or it doesn't get published.

Most SEO agencies sell you traffic. Traffic is meaningless. We sell you leads. The difference between an SEO program built for traffic and one built for lead generation is the difference between renting attention and owning a pipeline.

The strategy — buyer intent over everything

We don't chase the highest-volume keywords. We chase the highest-intent keywords. Massive difference between "what is X" (no buying intent) and "best X for Y near me" (ready to buy).

  • Bottom-of-funnel transactional keywords — "[service] near me," "[service] in [city]," "best [solution] for [problem]"
  • Comparison and decision keywords — "[your brand] vs [competitor]," "[product] reviews," "is [solution] worth it"
  • Pain-point and problem keywords — "how to fix [problem]," "why [symptom] happens"
  • Long-tail variations — multi-word, specific intent queries with lower competition and higher conversion
  • Local SEO — Google Business Profile, location pages, citations, review acquisition
  • Programmatic location and variant pages at scale, for multi-city or multi-use-case businesses

Content production — 10 to 30 articles per month

Most agencies publish 2-4 articles a month and call it "content marketing." That's a hobby. We publish 10 to 30 a month — AI-assisted production, human-quality editing, all built to rank AND convert.

The honest version: Our content is AI-assisted, not AI-generated. The first draft might come from a model. The angle, the voice, the examples, the call-to-action, the conversion mechanics — those are human. Every article gets read, edited, and optimized by a human before publication. No slop ships.

Pillar / Cornerstone Articles

Long-form (3,000-8,000 words), exhaustive coverage of core topics. Built to be definitive resources that earn backlinks naturally.

Comparison + Review Posts

"X vs Y" articles, product reviews, alternatives lists. High commercial intent, low competition relative to volume.

How-To + Tutorial Content

Step-by-step guides that solve specific buyer problems. Capture top-of-funnel via embedded CTAs.

Location Pages

For local businesses: dedicated pages per city, neighborhood, or service area. Programmatically scaled where applicable.

Case Studies + Success Stories

Customer transformation content that ranks for "[service] case study" queries and doubles as sales collateral.

FAQ + Question Content

Direct answers to "how," "why," "what," "when" queries. Targets featured snippets and voice search.

Technical SEO — the foundation nobody sees

  • Site architecture and internal linking — topical clusters, hub-and-spoke models
  • Schema markup — FAQ, How-To, Product, Service, LocalBusiness, Review, Article
  • Core Web Vitals optimization — LCP, FID, CLS, INP
  • Mobile-first indexing readiness
  • Indexation management — XML sitemaps, robots.txt, canonical tags
  • Crawl budget optimization for sites with hundreds or thousands of pages
  • JavaScript rendering for modern frameworks

Backlinks — earned, not bought

We don't buy links. Buying links works until it doesn't, and when it doesn't, you eat a manual penalty and lose everything. Instead:

  • Original research and data studies that journalists cite
  • Strategic guest posting on relevant publications
  • Digital PR and HARO responses
  • Resource page outreach for cornerstone content
  • Broken link building on competitor sites
  • Podcast appearances that include backlinks

SEO deliverables every month

  • Keyword strategy + buyer-intent research
  • 10-30 articles published
  • On-page optimization for every page
  • Technical SEO audits + fixes
  • Schema markup implementation
  • Backlink acquisition campaigns
  • Local SEO (where applicable)
  • Monthly ranking + traffic reports
  • Search Console monitoring
  • Competitor SEO analysis
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06

Back-end automation for faster operations and reporting.

Custom workflows that eliminate manual work, accelerate response times, and produce real-time visibility into everything that matters.

Marketing without back-end automation is like running a restaurant with one cook and no walk-in fridge. Every action requires manual labor. Every report requires someone pulling data. Every lead requires someone to remember to follow up. We replace all of that with systems that run themselves.

The invisible infrastructure

Lead Routing + Qualification

Every lead automatically scored, tagged, routed. Hot leads to your phone. Warm leads to nurture. Cold leads to long-term sequences.

CRM Hygiene + Sync

Bidirectional sync between every platform. Duplicate detection. Field standardization. Contact enrichment.

Real-Time Reporting

Live dashboards pulling from every source — ad spend, revenue, leads, conversion rates, pipeline value.

Appointment Workflows

Booking page → CRM → calendar → payment. Confirmation, reminders, no-show recovery, post-call follow-up — automated.

Pipeline Automation

Stage progressions trigger sequences. Stalled deals get re-engagement. Closed-won triggers onboarding. Closed-lost triggers nurture.

Operational Notifications

Slack/SMS/email alerts when meaningful things happen — high-value opt-in, abandoned cart, negative review, KPI threshold.

Three reporting layers

  • The real-time dashboard. Always-on view of leads, ad spend, conversions, pipeline value, revenue. Updates every few minutes. Mobile-friendly.
  • The weekly written report. Every Monday morning, a written summary of last week — what shipped, what worked, what didn't, what's next. Five minutes to read.
  • The monthly deep-dive. One-hour recorded video review of the month. Wins, losses, lessons, strategy for next month.
The compound effect: By month six, your business runs on systems we built — not on your memory, your sticky notes, or your team's heroic effort. Most clients tell us this is the most underrated part of the engagement.

What gets built and maintained

  • Real-time performance dashboards
  • Custom n8n workflow library
  • CRM hygiene + bidirectional sync
  • Lead routing + qualification engine
  • Weekly + monthly automated reporting
  • Operational notification system
  • Pipeline + sales stage automation
  • Calendar + booking integrations
  • Custom alerting + monitoring
  • Documentation of every workflow
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Custom software integration when off-the-shelf isn't enough.

Connecting the tools you already use, building the ones you need, and writing the glue code that turns your business into a single connected system.

Every growing business hits the same wall: too many tools, none of them talking to each other. Lead in HubSpot. Calendar in Calendly. Payments in Stripe. Email in Klaviyo. Reporting in five different places. Each tool has an API. Nobody on your team has time to connect them. That's where this work lives.

Integration work that actually matters

CRM ↔ Everything

Your CRM should be the single source of truth. We connect it to every system that produces or consumes contact data.

Payment + Subscription

Stripe, recurring billing, failed payment recovery, dunning sequences, refund workflows, subscription lifecycle events.

Calendar + Scheduling

Calendly, Cal.com, GoHighLevel, custom booking. Synced with CRM, payment, email, SMS, and Zoom/Meet.

Communication Platforms

Slack, Discord, Teams. Notifications, alerts, AI agents responding to operational triggers.

Data Warehouse

BigQuery, Snowflake, or Postgres warehouses consolidating ad, CRM, and revenue data into one queryable source.

Internal Tooling

Retool, Bubble, or custom-built dashboards for your team. Stop asking your CRM to be something it isn't.

Custom AI agents — your competitive moat

Beyond integrations, we build custom AI agents specific to your business. Trained on your data, your offer, your tone. Examples:

  • Inbound lead qualifier — answers questions, books calls, escalates to humans at intent threshold
  • Content production agent — turns one long-form recording into 30+ pieces of platform-specific content
  • Customer support copilot — drafts responses, escalates complex ones, learns from your team
  • Sales call analysis agent — listens to recorded calls, extracts insights, tags objections, surfaces patterns
  • Review response agent — drafts personalized responses to every review, escalates negatives for human handling
  • Lead enrichment agent — pulls public data on every inbound lead, scores them, routes to the right person
  • Internal knowledge agent — searches your documents, SOPs, and decisions to answer team questions instantly
Real talk: The integration work is where most of the actual ROI hides. The marketing channels we run get the credit. The systems behind them are what make those channels profitable. Most agencies skip this entirely — then wonder why their campaigns underperform.

What we build and maintain

  • Custom API integrations between tools
  • Monitored, robust automation workflows
  • Custom AI agents trained on your business
  • Internal dashboards + admin panels
  • Data warehouse + reporting infrastructure
  • CRM customization + extension
  • Payment + subscription integration
  • Calendar + booking customization
  • Documentation for every system built
  • Ongoing maintenance + updates
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Strategy and reporting you can actually use.

Weekly 1:1 calls. Live dashboards. Monthly deep dives. Direct access to the operator running your account.

Strategy isn't a deck. It's a conversation about your business — your numbers, your goals, your customers, your next move. We do that conversation every week. With the person actually building your campaigns.

The weekly call

Every week, on the same day, you and I get on a 30-45 minute call covering: last week's numbers, wins and learnings, what didn't work and why, next week's plan, anything in your business shaping strategy. Recorded. Documented. Acted on.

Direct access — no gatekeepers

Dedicated Slack channel. Not an account manager. Not a "client success rep." Me. Response within 4 business hours, usually faster. When you have a question, an idea, or a fire to put out, you get the actual operator on your account.

Strategy + reporting every month

  • Weekly 1:1 strategy call (30-45 min)
  • Real-time performance dashboard
  • Weekly written performance report
  • Monthly recorded deep dive
  • Quarterly strategic planning session
  • Dedicated Slack channel access
  • Direct operator access (no AMs)
  • 4-hour business-day response time
  • Documented decisions + next steps
  • Quarterly business review
A Day in Your Life as a Client

What this actually feels like.

Less abstract, more concrete. Here's a Tuesday in the life of a typical client, three months in.

5:47 AM
While you're at the gym — AI follow-up bot books a $4,200 consultation from an inbound lead at 2:14 AM. Calendar invite sent. CRM updated. Slack notification waiting on your phone.
7:30 AM
Coffee + Monday recap email hits your inbox. Five-minute read. Last week shipped: 8 new ads tested, 2 winners scaled, 14 SEO articles published, 47 booked appointments, $73K in attributed revenue.
9:00 AM
Glance at the dashboard on your phone between meetings. Spend pacing on track. Lead volume up 12% week-over-week. CPL down to $18.
11:15 AM
Slack ping — high-value lead (existing customer for a different service) just opted in. We caught it. AI sent the first message. They're already booked for Thursday.
2:00 PM
Weekly strategy call — 35 minutes with me. We review numbers, talk about a new offer angle, decide to kill one ad set and scale another. Decisions logged in Slack, action items dispatched.
4:30 PM
You text me a question about whether to push the new lead magnet through email or paid. I respond in 12 minutes with my take, supporting data, and a recommendation.
8:42 PM
Dinner's done. You haven't touched your marketing all day. The engine ran. The leads came. The follow-ups happened. The reports wrote themselves. That's the whole point.
The Honest Math

What $5,000 a month actually replaces.

If you're spending more than this and getting less than what you just read about — or spending nothing and trying to do this yourself — here's the side-by-side reality.

In-House Team

$24,500
Per month, fully loaded
  • Marketing manager (~$7K/mo loaded)
  • Designer (~$5,400/mo loaded)
  • Copywriter (~$5,800/mo loaded)
  • Media buyer (~$6,300/mo loaded)
  • 6 months to ramp
  • Quit risk, sick days, PTO
  • You manage them all
  • Software stack on top

Traditional Agency

$15,000+
Per month + spend markup
  • Junior account manager
  • You're 1 of 30+ accounts
  • 6-12 month contracts
  • 15% media markup typical
  • "Strategy decks" not work
  • Slow approvals + turnarounds
  • You're a line item
  • Most services billed separately
First 90 Days

From signed agreement to running pipeline.

Most agencies waste your first 60 days on "discovery." Here's what we do instead — and exactly when each piece comes online.

Day 1–3 / Onboarding Sprint

Audit, extract, absorb

Full audit of your current marketing, brand, customer language, sales data, tech stack. Customer interviews. Competitive teardowns. We learn your business at the depth of someone who's worked there five years — in three days.

Brand voice doc Audience map Tech audit Competitor teardown
Day 4–14 / Foundation Build

Stack assembled, first creative shipped

Pixel + Conversions API installed. Funnels built. Email sequences written. First wave of ad creative produced. AI automation layer wired in. By day 14, your full marketing engine is live and running.

Tracking + pixels First funnel live Ads launched Email automation on CRM sync active
Day 15–45 / Testing Phase

Aggressive testing, fast iteration

Multiple ad angles tested simultaneously. Landing page variants. Email subject line tests. Hook iterations. SEO content publishing begins. First organic social cycles complete.

50+ creative tests 3+ funnel variants Weekly optimization First SEO articles First conversions
Day 46–90 / Scale Phase

Winners doubled, losers killed

Winning campaigns scaled. Losers killed without sentiment. New channels opened based on data. CRO program in full swing. Organic SEO compounding. By day 90, you have a documented, predictable customer acquisition engine.

Scaled winners New channels Predictable CAC SEO traffic rising Documented playbook
The Real Cost of Waiting

Every month you don't fix this,
you're leaking money.

CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE · TYPICAL HIGH-TICKET BUSINESS
$31,800/mo

Estimated monthly leakage from slow lead response (lost 40% of inbound), no follow-up automation (lost 30% of warm leads), no CRO program (5-15% missed conversions), and untested creative (30% wasted ad spend). For a business doing $100K/month, this is what waiting costs.

$5K saves you $31.8K. Math isn't subtle.

Sign in Q3 / Get These Bonuses

Five bonuses worth more than the engagement itself.

If you sign before June 30, you don't just get everything above. You also get the following — each one normally a paid engagement on its own. Total bonus value is more than 8× your first month.

i

Custom AI Agent Build

One fully-custom AI agent built and trained on your business — typically lead qualifier or content production. Delivered in month one.

$15,000value
ii

Competitive Intelligence Report

Full teardown of your top 5 competitors: their ads, funnels, copy, pricing, positioning. 40-page report with strategic recommendations.

$5,000value
iii

90-Day VIP Onboarding

Three months of dedicated weekly onboarding calls (45 min each) instead of biweekly. Faster ramp, faster results.

$7,500value
iv

Lifetime Lock-In on $5K Rate

Rate increases to $7,500/mo in Q4 2026. Lock the $5K rate for the entire life of your engagement if you sign before June 30.

$30,000+value
v

Founder Welcome Kit

Personalized Loom walkthrough of your custom dashboard, branded Notion workspace, signed copy of The Agentic Enterprise, and a real letter (paper, ink, the works).

$500value

Total bonus value

Yours if you sign before June 30, 2026.

$58,000+
The Triple Guarantee

If we don't deliver,
you don't pay.

Three layers of protection. Each one designed to make this a one-sided risk — ours, not yours. Read them carefully because we put real money where our mouth is.

I
90-DAY PIPELINE GUARANTEE
Hit the specific KPI we agree to in writing — or we work free until we do.
II
100% REFUND IF WE FAIL
If by day 120 you still aren't seeing measurable results, full refund of every dollar paid. No fight, no clawback clauses.
III
$5,000 KICKER
If we still don't deliver, we add $5,000 cash on top of your refund. Our skin in the game equals yours.
The Offer

One price. Everything included.
Nothing billed separately.

Full-Service Marketing Department
$5,000/mo
Flat. No contracts. Cancel anytime.
Everything included, every month
  • Paid ads — all platforms managed
  • 20+ video creatives produced
  • 30+ static creatives produced
  • Daily organic social content
  • Lead-gen automation built in
  • DM + comment automation
  • Daily broadcast email
  • Behavioral email sequences
  • SMS nurture + follow-up
  • AI-powered inbound bot (60-sec response)
  • Website maintenance + uptime
  • Continuous A/B testing program
  • 10-30 SEO articles published
  • Technical SEO + local SEO
  • Back-end automation workflows
  • Real-time dashboards
  • Custom software integration
  • Custom AI agents
  • Weekly 1:1 strategy calls
  • Direct Slack access
  • Monthly deep-dive review
  • Triple guarantee
Book Your 30-Min Call →
No pressure. Real conversation. You decide.

Not ready for $5K/month?

$497 Marketing Audit. A 90-minute teardown of your current setup — paid ads, funnels, automation, tracking. You walk away with a 20-page action plan whether we work together or not. Credited toward your first month if you sign within 30 days.

Start with the audit →
What Happens on the Call

Here's the agenda. No surprises.

You hesitate to book calls because you've been pitched at, sold to, and pressured by other agencies. This call is different — and to prove it, here's the exact agenda before you ever click the button.

→ Promise: No slides. No pitch deck. No contract talk. No follow-up spam.

30 minutes. Five things.

  • 0–5 min
    The reality of your business. Your revenue, your offer, your average customer value, your current marketing setup. I need facts before I can be useful.
  • 5–15 min
    The diagnosis. I'll tell you — honestly — what I see going wrong, what's working, and the 2-3 highest-leverage moves available right now. Most people get more value from this 10 minutes than from $5K consulting engagements.
  • 15–22 min
    The fit conversation. Whether mikee.ai is actually the right move for you. Sometimes the answer is yes. Sometimes I'll tell you to hire someone else, do it yourself, or wait six months.
  • 22–28 min
    The mechanics. If we're a fit — how onboarding works, what the first 14 days look like, what's expected of you, what's expected of me, the actual contract terms.
  • 28–30 min
    Your decision. You either say yes, no, or "let me think about it." No follow-up calls scheduled. No "I'll check in next week." You'll know your answer by the end of the call.
Real Questions

The stuff smart buyers ask.

Before we get on a call. Before you hand over the keys. Here's what we tell every serious prospect.

What if you suck?
Fair concern. You've probably been burned by an agency or two. So have most of our best clients before they became our clients. Three things make this different: (1) one-client-at-a-time delivery means you can't get lost in the queue; (2) the triple guarantee — work-free, full refund, plus $5K cash if we fail — means we lose money before you do; (3) you're working directly with the operator, not a junior. If we suck, you'll know in the first 30 days and walk with your money back. The model is built so we can't afford to suck.
How is $5K even possible?
Because we built the AI infrastructure that does 70% of what agencies bill humans for. We're not cheap because we cut corners — we're cheap because we automated the work that was always meant to be automated. Strategy, judgment, creative direction, relationships — those stay human. Everything else runs on systems we built. The economics work because we don't carry agency overhead — no account managers, no project managers, no office, no 30-person staff. One operator, one client, one fleet of AI agents, one flat fee.
Is this just AI slop content?
No. Every piece of copy is reviewed by an operator with 15 years of direct-response experience. AI handles drafts, iterations, variations, and scaling. Humans handle voice, judgment, and strategy. If a piece reads like ChatGPT spit it out, it doesn't ship. We treat AI like an assistant, not a replacement — and the work reflects that.
Why only one client at a time?
Because focus is the actual product. Agencies juggle 30 accounts and split attention across all of them. We pour everything into one. You get a senior operator who knows your business, your customers, your numbers — not a junior who barely remembers your company name. One client per quarter, three at a time maximum. When the spots fill, the waitlist opens.
What if I already have ads running?
Even better. We audit what you have, keep what's working, kill what's not, build the rest. Most clients see waste eliminated in the first 30 days alone — that often covers our entire fee before we generate a single new lead. Existing campaigns, pixels, accounts, and creatives all get folded into the new system.
Do I need to provide creative or assets?
No. We produce everything. You provide context — product knowledge, customer interviews, brand preferences, business goals — and we handle production. If you have existing brand assets, great. If not, we build the brand toolkit in week one as part of onboarding.
Who owns the work?
You do. All creative, all copy, all pages, all automation workflows, all custom code — you own everything we produce. If we ever part ways, you keep the entire system. No held-hostage content, no proprietary platforms you can't take with you. Everything gets documented and handed over if you ever leave.
Is there a contract or minimum commitment?
Month-to-month. The triple guarantee is on us, not on you. If we don't perform, you walk with a refund and a $5K kicker. But we ask that you commit mentally to giving the system 90 days — that's the honest window for any acquisition channel to prove itself. Pulling the plug at 30 days means you never see the testing engine reach the point where it pays off.
What businesses is this NOT for?
Anyone selling below $3K average order value (the unit economics don't work). Anyone wanting a "yes-man" who agrees with all their ideas. Anyone unwilling to test, fail, and iterate. Anyone who thinks marketing fixes a broken product. Anyone who needs to micromanage every decision. Anyone who can't make a decision within 48 hours when one is needed. If any of that's you — we're not the fit, and that's okay.
What does ad spend look like?
Ad spend is separate, paid directly to platforms (you keep the credit card on file — we never touch your money). We recommend a minimum of $5K/month in ad spend to give the testing engine enough fuel. Many clients run $20K–$100K+/month in spend with us managing it. We don't take a percentage of ad spend, which is a major industry departure — your spend stays yours.
How fast do you actually start working?
Onboarding starts the day your agreement is signed. Initial audit complete within 72 hours. Foundation built within 14 days. First campaigns live in week two. Most clients see their first lead from our work within 21 days of signing. By day 90, the engine is dialed in and you have a predictable acquisition machine.
Can you work with my existing team or vendors?
Yes. Many clients have an in-house team for sales, product, or operations — we plug into that without conflict. We can also work alongside specialty vendors (PR firm, video agency, specialist consultant) when they're delivering value. We're not territorial — we're focused on results.
How do you handle confidentiality and data security?
Mutual NDA on day one. Access to your systems is granted with role-based permissions and revoked the day we part ways. Customer data stays in your systems — we don't copy your list, we don't take your customer database. All credentials stored in encrypted password managers, never plain text. We've worked with healthcare, financial services, and HIPAA-adjacent businesses without incident.
Let's Talk

You can keep grinding or you can hire it done.

One 30-minute call. We look at your numbers. We tell you honestly whether we can help. If yes — we build a plan together. If no — we point you to someone who can.

Book your call →

P.S. — 3 client spots per quarter. When they're gone, the waitlist opens for next quarter. The bonuses listed above expire June 30, 2026, and the rate moves to $7,500/mo in Q4. This isn't scarcity marketing — it's the actual model.